Like no one ever writes for money, Lisa. I don’t see your boyfriend...– Bart Simpson (via Out of Print)
LP: Want to go out for drinks for your birthday this week?
Moi: Thanks for the invite, but I'm boycotting celebrating and acknowledging 'it' this year.
LP: Would you like to go out for an unbirthday party?
Moi: ... much better plan.
Look at that loser, all alone and sad, reminds me of me yesterday.– Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
What religion am I? - I’m a practicing, ‘none of your god damned...– Rob Swanson, Parks and Recreation
Sometimes you just have to jump out the window and grow wings on the way down.– Ray Bradbury (via danceabletragedy)