I am Liz:
horrible speller;
slow reader;
bookworm;
southpaw;
tea lover;
avid list maker.
heart breaker?

Homebase: Life As List
Twitter-sized: Liz Rambles

Posts Tagged: LOL

"I feel like all my kids grew up, and then married each other. … Every parent’s dream."

- Michael Scott, The Office

"I should have never gotten to know any of you."

- Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation

"Beth laughed, dribbling beer onto her chin. She wiped it off and licked her fingers. Denis decided that if reincarnation was real, through some heretofore undiscovered nonquantum mechanism, he would like to come back as one or more of Beth Cooper’s fingers."

- Larry Doyle, I Love You Beth Cooper

  • Leonard Lopate: But then there's also the drug factor that plays a major role in this book.
  • DFW: ...
  • DFW: ...
  • DFW: ...
  • DFW: ... yeah.

"He looked to be anywhere between twenty eight and forty three, as is often the case with losers."

- Larry Doyle, I Love You Beth Cooper

"I am so not gay, Rich snipped, hands perched on his hips."

- Larry Doyle, I Love You, Beth Cooper

"He was Johnny Cash, I was Reese Witherspoon Cash."

- Mindy, The Mindy Project

"An aquarium the size of a sixth grader just broke and you’re grabbing paper towels?"

- Jess, New Girl

"If you’re not going to finish something 3 months in advance, why accept the job?"

- Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation

"Three reasons: A) I’m not that lucky, 2) we have smoke detectors, and D) we live on the most boring street in America."

- Buzz, Home Alone