I am Liz:
horrible speller;
slow reader;
bookworm;
southpaw;
tea lover;
avid list maker.
heart breaker?

Homebase: Life As List
Twitter-sized: Liz Rambles

Posts Tagged: tv

"I feel like all my kids grew up, and then married each other. … Every parent’s dream."

- Michael Scott, The Office

"I should have never gotten to know any of you."

- Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation

"He was Johnny Cash, I was Reese Witherspoon Cash."

- Mindy, The Mindy Project

"I met a hot stranger on the subway, and he didn’t try to kill me."

- Mindy, The Mindy Project

"An aquarium the size of a sixth grader just broke and you’re grabbing paper towels?"

- Jess, New Girl

"I’m gonna need another drink to forget I just heard that."

- Blair Waldorf, Gossip Girl

"I just got bitch slapped by Bridget Jones."

- Blair Waldorf , Gossip Girl

"You’ll just go to prison. You can make wine in your toilet and fight people, which is a supercool way to live."

- April Ludgate, Parks and Rec

"If you’re not going to finish something 3 months in advance, why accept the job?"

- Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation

"Prostitutes are people too, and they have a lot of disposable income."

- Blair, Gossip Girl